Parents with phones at school events are the modern paparazzi — desperate for the perfect shot of their child’s five-second line in the holiday play. But in trying to capture the memory, we sometimes forget to live it. This chapter explores why we become the Parent Paparazzi, how it backfires, and how to step out from behind the lens without losing the memories.

Babies poop. A lot. Enough to fill diapers, laundry baskets, and occasionally entire afternoons. But do we really need to post about it? Somewhere along the way, modern parenting blurred the line between private life and public content, and bowel movements became social media updates. Here's why we do it, how it backfires, and how to keep poop where it belongs — in the diaper, not on the timeline.